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Phil Kettenring was a goodie
Commanding his sub with strength of will -
I wish there could be more excitement at sea -
I haven't had my Phil!
Next along came 'Mission: Impossible'
He disguised as many diverse men,
But when I sing again 'I Love Paris' sweet refrain
I don't mean the city on the Seine!
Then there's Tom Kovack in 'Baffled',
A clairvoyant who knew the score -
Together with Michelle he broke the spell
And kept the wolf from the door!
Dr Barry Mayfield was a bad guy
Who had a brilliant future
But Columbo correctly deduced on his victim he'd used
The wrong kind of dissolving suture!
Orville Miller was a baddie,
Tall and lean and tough.
My video I use, and maybe abuse,
To watch him fighting Catlow in the buff!
As Mitch in 'The Alpha Caper',
How can someone so dishy be bad?
The ending was fraught when they all got caught;
It made me feel quite sad.
Some time later we met Dr David Kibner
Who, in 'Bodysnatehers', seemed so nice,
But when he behaved odd, we knew he'd come from a pod
And he died in a freezer full of ice!
And Spock is the ultimate hero
Who gave all he had to give
He gave up his life to repair the ship's drive
And died so that the others might live.
Playing Lord Achmet in 'Marco Polo'
As the heavy his viewers he did scare 'em
The part, though inspiring, he found 'very tiring' -
He'd've been exhausted if I'd been in his harem!
Throughout the wide spectrum of characters
Nimoy fans know their star's priceless worth.
Whether goodie or baddie, this wonderful laddie
Is the most talented man on earth.
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