THE NUMB BUM SYNDROME
To sit, or not to sit - that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler on the rear to suffer The pins and needles of an agonised posterior Or to take arms against the hotel seating And by standing, enlighten pain? To lie, to sleep - ah, bliss!; And by sleeping help amend The back-ache and the thousand unnatural pains That flesh is heir to. Then masochistically return next morning, no sight of LN to be missed. To lie, to sleep. To stand and walk around. Aye, there's the rub.
LINDA C WOOD 8811.17
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