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"I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE"
With sincere apologies to Sir W S Gilbert
KIRK I am the Captain of the 'Enterprise'
CREW And he's really quite dishy, too!
KIRK I'm never, never rude,
I'm a real smart dude
And you are the Fleet's best crew.
CREW He's never, never rude,
He's a real smart dude
And we are the Fleet's best crew.
KIRK I'm a son of the stars
From Sol to Antares
And my starship with pride I rule
I'm never known to shirk
From long hours of extra work
And I never, never lose my cool!
CREW What, never?
KIRK No, never.
CREW What never?
KIRK Hardly ever!
CREW He hardly ever loses his cool!
Then give three cheers to reach the skies
For the perfect Captain of the 'Enterprise',
Then give three cheers to reach the skies
For the Captain of the 'Enterprise'.
KIRK I do my best to keep the ship intact -
CREW And with you any danger we'd face!
KIRK Well, thank you very much
My debt to you is such
That without you she'd never be in space.
CREW We thank you very much
And your debt to us is such
That without us she'd never be in space.
KIRK With Spock and Bones and Scott
We never will get caught
And survive with great success
And though "Blast it!" I may
Occasionally say
I never use a big, big "S".
CREW What, never?
KIRK No, never.
CREW What, never?
KIRK Well, hardly ever.
CREW Hardly ever swears a big, big "S".
Then give three cheers to reach the skies
For the peerless Captain of the 'Enterprise'
Then give three cheers to reach the skies
For the Captain of the 'Enterprise'
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