When the Enterprise's doorman goes through his paces
You'll see anger on the poor actors' faces;
When the door fails to open
Lots of things do get broken
And it shows dents in the strangest of places!
---oo0oo---
Spock's mind is a wonderful repository
Filled as full of facts as a depository;
But he made a bad gaffe
And made everyone laugh
When the word that came out was 'suppository'!
When shooting scenes of Deneva's interior
The rehearsals went without failure;
But when the flying thing was loosed
Spock thought he'd been goosed
When it landed on his Vulcan posterior!
Jasper Carrott a dreadful joke did tell
About Leonard advertising laxatives to sell;
But if our vegetarian Vulcan's constipated
To a dreadful doom Jasper's fated -
Spock'll have to eat Carrott as well!
The hem of Spock's burial robe seemed to vary,
The reason for which I am wary;
Hip-length in I and II,
But covering all in III, preventing you
From seeing whether his long Vulcan legs are hairy!