A WAND'RING TREKKER I

(With sincere apologies to Sir W S Gilbert 
      and, of course, Nanki-Poo)

A wand'ring Trekker I
I buy all the badges and patches,
Write ballads, poems and snatches,
Sigh silent, gentle sighs
For the crew of the 'Enterprise'.

My catalogue is long
Of many a collector's item;
My friends I all invite 'em
To hear Nimoy sing a song - 
I don't keep my friends for long!

Are you in sentimental mood?
Then watch 'Trek II' -
Oh, sorrow, sorrow!
Have you tried Vulcan food?
I did so, too.
Oh, sorrow, sorrow!
If you wear pointed ears
Your friends your sanity fears
And you ignore the jeers
While wearing Science Blue
Oh, follow, follow!

A wand'ring Trekker I
My clothes are shreds and patches
I take my food in snatches
Just enough to get by
To earn more cash I must try!

I go to every Con
To see my favourite stars - 
They hang out in the bars,
Drinking with a Klingon!
How long has this been going on?

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