The Enterprise was in spacedock
When they sent for Mr Spock.
Mr Spock was on Vulcan work,
So they sent for Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk was with a lady, naughty boy!
So they sent for Dr McCoy.
Dr McCoy gave it some thought,
Then he sent for Mr Scott.
Mr Scott had already gone off,
So they sent for Mr Chekov.
Mr Chekov was overdue,
So they sent for Mr Sulu.
Mr Sulu was having a sword battle,
So they sent for Christine Chapel.
Christine Chapel knew no cure - ah!
So she sent for Lt. Uhura.
Lt. Uhura, ever wily
Sent away for Kevin Riley.
But Kevin Riley was in Engineering,
Locked away from others hearing.
So a lowly Yeoman, without being seen,
Turned off the sound of him singing 'Kathleen'!
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