HOW TO BE A STAR TREKKER

To the tune of "How to Handle a Woman" from
                           'Camelot'
With sincere apologies to Alan Jay Lerner

"How to be a Star Trekker?
List, I'll tell." said the wise old fan; 
"For I have been a Trekker
Since the whole rigmarole began.

"You don't write to each and every actor 
Wanting colour photos autographed; 
If you meet them you must never pester, 
If you did, they'd think you daft.

"How to be a good Trekker?
It's not hard and a lot of fun;
Help bring true their dream of tomorrow
And you'll be one, really be one,
Truly be one, be one, be one."

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